Of Romance

This post is about how someone can lead you on to believe that you are in love, in fact you positively know that you are to be with that person for the rest of your life, and then they turn around, shoot you with a mini gun that is mounted to the roof of the SUV that you bought for them (and you didn't even KNOW about the mini gun until it was WAY too late) and then they get out of the SUV and they walk over to where they practically carved your heart out, they take that and they smash it on the gravel. Uh, yeah, kinda gross isn't it? (That was the longest run-on sentence I have ever created. Wow.)

Point of the metaphor: Be careful. Your heart will get broken at one point because someone will be too careless with your feelings and basically do the above, but in a much more humane manner, like a text message or a call. And when it does happen, you'll know how to stitch yourself back up again and get those bullet holes removed.